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UNICORN TEARS THC
UNICORN TEARS THC
UNICORN TEARS THC
UNICORN TEARS THC
UNICORN TEARS THC

UNICORN TEARS THC

$24.99 USD

Our THC drinks just won Food & Beverage Magazine's Grand Tasting Award! For a limited time get 20% off by applying WINNER at checkout. Also applicable on subscription.

  • An exotic and mysterious blend of natural fruit flavor
  • Thrive in the moment without fears of a hangover in the morning
  • A low dose of THC at 5mg for a fast-acting buzz
  • No harsh artificial flavors or sugars 

choose flavor:

unicorn tears unicorn tears
grapefruit grapefruit
yuzu citrus yuzu citrus

Quantity

Euphoric Vibe Euphoric Vibe
Certified Tasty Certified Tasty
Hangover-Free Hangover-Free
Hemp Derived
Vegan, Non-GMO, Gluten-Free
Low Dosed, Controlled Intake

Ingredients

nutrition facts

ingredients:

Purified water, Pure cane sugar, Natural flavors, Citric acid, Industrial hemp extract

WARNING WARNING

The statements made regarding these products have not been FDA-evaluated. These products are not meant to diagnose, treat, or cure any medical condition. All information presented here is not meant as a substitute for or alternative to information from healthcare practitioners. Please consult your healthcare provider about potential interactions or other possible complications before using any product. Products contain federally legal hemp-derived ingredients with less than 0.3% THC. Age verification (21+) required for purchase

AWARD WINNING TASTE
HANGOVER FREE
Low Calorie
AWARD WINNING TASTE
HANGOVER FREE
Low Calorie
AWARD WINNING TASTE
HANGOVER FREE
Low Calorie
AWARD WINNING TASTE
HANGOVER FREE
Low Calorie
AWARD WINNING TASTE
HANGOVER FREE
Low Calorie

Us vs Alcohol

  • Low Calories
  • Delicious Flavor
  • Euphoric Feeling
  • Satisfying & Uplifting
  • Wellness Focused
  • Moment Enhancing
  • Full of Empty Calories
  • Acquired Taste
  • Numb Feeling
  • Depressing Mornings
  • Not Wellness Focused
  • Can Forget the Moments
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vegan vegan
NO ARTIFICIAL SWEETENERS NO ARTIFICIAL SWEETENERS
gluten free gluten free
vegan vegan
NO ARTIFICIAL SWEETENERS NO ARTIFICIAL SWEETENERS
gluten free gluten free
vegan vegan
NO ARTIFICIAL SWEETENERS NO ARTIFICIAL SWEETENERS
gluten free gluten free
vegan vegan
NO ARTIFICIAL SWEETENERS NO ARTIFICIAL SWEETENERS
gluten free gluten free
vegan vegan
NO ARTIFICIAL SWEETENERS NO ARTIFICIAL SWEETENERS
gluten free gluten free

customers really love it!

Joe P.

Purchased a 6 pack of the Unicorn Tears....Not much of a fan of sparkling water, but I must say, this was refreshing ice cold.

Joe P. Yuzu Citrus

Barbara T.

So I got a subscription and share it with my son, who got the first whole delivery for his birthday.

Barbara T. Grapefruit

Marilyn B.

I've switched from wine to Mad Tasty and by doing so, I've reduced calories, sugar, damage to liver, and all the other bad things from alcohol.

Marilyn B. unicorn tears

anna m.

I used to get them at a local shop, but loved them so much I ordered from the website and they came quickly and in minimal packaging.

anna m. Yuzu Citrus

Paul C.

Unicorn Tears is the best tasting...it reminds me of a sparkling s.pellegrino mineral water that is carbonated with a very slight sweet after taste to it.

Paul C. unicorn tears
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Customer Reviews

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Sam D.
Hit the spot!

I don't drink alcohol and this was perfect for 'enhancing' the holidays w my extended family. We played a couple of games and I haven't laughed that hard in years!

PS: Stayed up really late a couple of nights and popped out of bed the next morning ready to attack the day.

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Laura M.
Better tasting than the CBD variety

This is far better tasting (not chemically) than the CBD version! If I drink 2 of these it's just enough to tamper down social anxiety and feel like I'm not excluded from the alcoholic beverage consumers.

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Larry R.
Sorry Grandma

Tastes like Grandma’s Cooking.
Feels like Granddad’s Cough Medicine.
I get it delivered monthly now.

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Dan W.
Feels like being smoothered by the finest cashmere sweater

Love em! 5/5 but had 2 so I give it a 10/10. Drank 2 Unicorn Tears for the
first time on Thursday night while watching Dune 2. HIGHly recommend doing
exactly this. Great movie but I was feeling overwhelmingly warm and comfy like being
smothered in a cashmere sweater and I couldnt fight it anymore and feel asleep
before Timothee became the Lisan al-Gaib.

BUTTT I woke up in the middle of the night to go the bathroom and it was super dark.
I got scared for a bit because I thought only one side of my body was getting taller
because my left foot was on a rug in my bathroom and the right one was on the tile
so I was slightly off centered and I didn't know wtf was happening for a brief second,
but I didn't even care because I was gliding through space. Will drink these forever.
Wonder how I’ll feel when I drink 3, will report back soon.